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Michelle Helbig
is 59% done
Being in your 40s and unironically using the term “yowza” is insane
— Dec 22, 2025 03:56PM
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Michelle Helbig
is 31% done
Current thoughts:
-I simply cannot believe FMC is in her 40s (she acts like a kid?)
-Still hate instalove
-Admitting to essentially playing Marco Polo with your kid in stores is INSANE
— Dec 22, 2025 02:01PM
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-I simply cannot believe FMC is in her 40s (she acts like a kid?)
-Still hate instalove
-Admitting to essentially playing Marco Polo with your kid in stores is INSANE
Michelle Helbig
is 12% done
I also think Celeste is harebrained
— Dec 22, 2025 01:32PM
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