Status Updates From Not Another Banned Book

IT'S THE LAST WEEK of school, and suddenly it's all a roller coaster hurtling so fast your teeth rattle and your eyes tear up.
We have a graduation rehearsal that goes so badly that Ms. Davis comes storming in to make us behave. It doesn't go much better with her there, maybe cause she has a giant line of pollen across her butt, and Ollie and Ugh Keven are laughing so hard that Ollie runs out of the gym.

So much of this is happening in my community right now.