Status Updates From The Warrior's Reluctant Wif...

Entering my harlequin stage of life

ayyyoooo 😭😭😭 “‘My heart is yours, now and for ever… if you want it.’”

Of all the matchmakers (horse, uncle, lady’s maid) the winners of matchmakers are …… (drumroll) ….. the seals!!! 🦭

Even FMC’s uncle is teaming up w the horse to play matchmaker. Him staying at the castle-thingy means MMC has to give up his room and bunk w his wife!!! 😈

FMC’s lady’s maid knows what’s up:
“Her maid giggled and, for some inexplicable reason, she felt the urge to do the same. ‘More fool you then, meistres. Guto Bren is man enough to satisfy more than one woman, and he’s not the only one here neither that would be glad to oblige!’”

…do we have a matchmaking horse? I think the horse is trying to get the MCs to kiss 💋😘🐴

aside from the dutiful wedding peck, we’ve only gotten one horse ride (one horse, two ppl) and lots of longing and looks filled with desire…. brushes of fingers, things of that nature - oh and this FMC’s dad is a mega💩

“‘As our bond tenants, there is no monetary payment, naturally” …. 😅 lol “naturally”!!!! 1100s are wild y’all

…arranged political marriage in 1100 something Wales? this is different and arranged marriage has me agog