Status Updates From Dykette

Why include the detail about the bottles if they were completely fucking irrelevant

Why is so much of this book just fucking describing aesthetics

“Having S” I genuinely can’t

Yeah that’s definitely cottagecore!

How the fuck did she fit these into her suitcase
And what a range of outfits for a cabin vacation 😭😭

They feed their dog their eye goop. You’ve got to be kidding me

SHE IS A GROWN FUCKING WOMEN WHO HAS SEX WHY IS SHE CALLING IT “S”

Yes I love sharing a plate of jello on my first date

This book is legitimately referring to a grown woman’s vagina as her “kittycat”

can something happen pls goddamn

never read autofiction so hellbent on not examining the root cause of the narrator’s insane behavior. why have such Freudian fixated characters if you don’t tell me anything about their family of origin or past?? somehow both infuriating but also incredibly dull so far. I can’t believe I’m making myself finish this

I feel like I am not going to enjoy this but we are doing it anyway #badbookmay

we are so back

this is either a fantastic criticism of nyc lesbians or the most self-righteous piece of queer literature i have ever encountered