Status Updates From Brynn and Sebastian Hate Ea...

"When she texted him, he'd just wandered out from the pines after his lather-rinse-repeat regimen of screaming at the sky until his voice gave out, running along the trails until he got winded, and then skipping stones across the partially frozen pond until the frustration boiled up in him again."
This dude is 40! FORTY! Not 15, not 18, not even 25! Grow up, dude!!
If I weren't over halfway in, I'd DNF.

"Well, first a shower, then a run."
Who showers BEFORE they run?

"...something akin to water erupting from a whale's blowhole during the countdown to a NASA rocket launch."
What did I just read? 😭