Status Updates From Mr Wrong Number

Ugh. Is she texting Colin? Because she just moved into their apartment it would make all the sense. He’s been making fun of her as a way of flirting this whole time so he likes her but because of all the making fun she hates him.

She’s annoying.

Ugh “it wasn’t my fault it was the Possum” first of all, it’s Opossum. Second of all, DON’T DEAL WITH FIRE IF YOU ONLY HAVE A “big cup of water”. No shit you burned down your apartment building. I don’t know if I’m going to like this. She seems stupid.

Sheesh Miss clumsy..