Status Updates From Villain and the Geek (The W...

Brad getting Devon pepper spray to throw on Constantine. I wish he would. I fucking wish he would

If I hat the physical version of this book I would throw it across the room and SHOOT AT IT FIVE TIMES

If i had the original version of this book i would throw it across the room and then take a gun to SHOOT AT IT

I want to cry of frustration. Why. Constantine has NOT EVEN ONE redeemable quality and people make things up to make concessions for him. WHAT?

Im starting to suspect I never really liked this series i jist really really loved Brad... he was funny and charming, all these other characters are dull as fuck

THIS IS NOT ONE OF BRAD'S BOOKS BUT HE'S STILL THE BEST THING IN IT. How does he do that omg. I love you Brad

22 pages in and this book has already pissed me off.

actually obsessed with the way characters are just named as if we've already met them and i have to learn through context who they are. like GENUINELY thats so fun for devon's perspective