Status Updates From A Gnome Inheritance

Now she’s showering with her hot neighbor because she got a concussion and refuses to go to the hospital. I love this book.

There has already been a bonfire explosion and a fistfight between an adult woman and a teenage boy- just the kind of unhinged insanity I was hoping for from this little free library find

Writing style is very immature, with POV all over the place. Not sure how much the author knows about Seattle. Sentence starting "Her and Maddox" suggests this may be a very quick DNF.