Status Updates From The Best American Erotic Po...

sooo many more erotic poems that should have made it in this collection (like of course you can’t add them all) but i thought the poems in this were not as purposefully or meticulously selected as described.

two new poems i discovered & LOVED were “On Reading Poorly Transcribed Erotica,” by J. Alexander & “When a man hasn’t been kissed,” by Jeffrey McDaniel.

I was texting a friend about how the straight men in this collection are using too much math—everything is angles.
And right after I sent the text and turned the page, a pussy got called a parabola.
I’m literally dead.

If you think the guy who wrote The Star Spangled Banner can also decently write about a NUDE in a BATH, you would be wrong.