Status Updates From The Fating

Flew through this book in an afternoon. Utterly OTT, but so much fun to read.

Cole is so annoying 😭

I would be enjoying this more if our human MC, Cole, wasn't a POS. I just don't like characters who think things like, 'he's amazing and so kind' and then say 'i can't believe you did that, you're disgusting'.. just endless lies. It's an obvious foil to the other MC in this context, but not ultimately a foil that I find endearing or interesting 😑

Seriously… he can’t even leave right he’s so embarrassing

Awwww Cole keeps making him sad i don’t like it 😭😭 poor alien baby

Cole you’re being annoying

Dude seriously

Oh my god bro just fuck the dude it’s not that big of a deal if you don’t wanna then stop whining

This is funny I like this

“I mean, it’s stupid to take butt pellets when the problem isn’t in my ass.”

What’s it going to be? Like five minutes max? He doesn’t

- I don’t think so. I‘ve read the spoilers.

Watch, in an hour or two, it’ll be gone. I can keep my hand off my dick for an hour or two. Easy peasy.


CHAPTER 10
Seven minutes later
That was the longest two hours of my life! I need dick. I need big, green, alien dick where the suns don’t shine, and I need it like yesterday.

Holy shit. He’s still smiling. And he’s… still glowing. He’s serious. Shut. The fuck. Up. “Uh…” Frowning, the elated light in his eyes dims and his stars…flicker. I swear they just flickered. Maybe I’ll get lucky and he’s just an android with a circuit loose, rather than some misguided, lust-filled alien.

a sex straitjacket *snort* i can't x,D im crying here

It IS hilarious, because it is sooooo over the top with EVERYTHING - but also it makes me crave some really good serious scifi-gay-stuff *sigh*

x,D god yes, i think we got it, that Cole, the MC, is in fact very hetero *eye roll*.

And i think i already know, that Greenie, our alien, is in fact, VERY humanoid, probably down to his crotch humanoid, how humanoid he looks, what humanoid teeth he has, humanoid hair.

Is that an amazon thing? Do you need to state in ebooks on amazon, how humanoid everyone is, so its not bestiality or *gasp* alien shaped dicks?

Now back to some gay pr0n after that sad excuse of cave horror.