Status Updates From Dr. No

The missing sheep is an illusion caused by incorrect addition. You should not add the sons' 2 stolen sheep to the 27 sheep paid; those 2 sheep are already included in the 27 sheep.The actual math should track where the original 30 sheep went:25 sheep are with the troll.2 sheep were stolen by the sons.3 sheep were returned to the herders.25 + 2 + 3 = 30 sheep.

“Guinness poached lobster with dill smetana wild trout roe and fennel flowers here we have cubes of marble rye bread stuffed with caramelised onions and Parmesan custard. Finally Masa Toro topped with Makys imperial Beluga hybrid caviar”

“The yuk yuk king came from the other room. Never trust anyone with a laugh you can spell

“Unlike rivers you can step into the same shit twice”

“Pickles are more square as pickles have no hair you can eat them
In the closet you can eat them every where.

“You know” Trigo I said his doggy chin resting on the side of the tub “ Hegel had it turned around one doesn’t start with a thesis ? One starts and the antithesis everyone was under estimates negation”

“There is in fact an odd number that is perfect”

This might not have been the Percival Everett book to start with …