Status Updates From Pretty Boys Are Poisonous: ...

i already refuse to give this anything less than five stars for the badassery of it all. ‘i would die for y- oh, j/k lol’ already a fave

MEGAN FOX IS LIVING PROOF THAT TRAUMA IS UNAVOIDABLE EVEN FOR THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE THERES NO HOPE FOR THE REST OF US!!! 👀😳😩 THIS BOOK IS TRAUMA MADE SEXY BECAUSE OF HER VOICE ON THE AUDIOBOOK!!! THIS BOOK IS SO PAINFUL EACH PAGE IS LIKE SLICING MY FINGER ON A PAPER CUT TRYING FROM HOW MUCH I RELATE TO THESE POEMS!!! MORAL OF THE STORY IS MEN AIN’T SHIT!!!