Status Updates From Trouble

There better be a twist that this is a lavender marriage or something because so far Lance is on my 💩 list. I mean WTF? And Tate just accepts this non-explanation????

I don’t enjoy flashbacks…

I mean… That Night(tm), Lance’s inner turmoil is a little painful. But it doesn’t change that it’s shitty, communicate maybe instead of disappearing?

Also… how many times are they going to say they have the same eye color and now it’s like you copied my eyes so you can truly see me? Or whatever?

Flashback again.
Sexy time That Night(tm) and I just do not care for either of them. Also it’s too much on the terms of endearments… trouble, sunshine, baby, baby, baby… no sorry you haven’t earned the right to use that and definitely not so many times in the same scene. Jfc

See my problem is that if you give me dirty talk and I don’t care about/love the characters yet then it’s not doing it for me

they’re having phone sex, it’s still the same Pride night. they already had two encounters (the glory hole + the interrupted bj at the party).
We had a couple of flashback chapters of That Night(tm) in college but otherwise it’s just them lusting for each other in the present…