Status Updates From Paladin's Grace (The Saint ...

"I thought that you were a knight."
It shouldn't have stung, but it still did. A little. "Only a simple soldier. I was infantry before the god called me."
"You act like a knight" muttered Grace, her downturned mouth turning down even further. Stephen raised his eyebrows. "Oh you know. Noble. Chivalrous." His chest swallowed. "Stubborn."

“I clubbed someone unconscious with a frozen goose once. That's similar?” 😂😂😂

Just let this knit his socks damn

Great Wonderful.
First you grind on him like a wanton, then you swoon all over him, and now you're giving him a show... This is going marvelously. What's next, tripping an falling on his cock by accident?

sounds like a brilliant strategy to me 🫡

Well" said the bishop, as Stephen fell immediately into the honour guard position, two steps back and to her left. "I tell you to go talk to a girl and you foil an assasination attempt. I'm a little frightened to think what might happen if I told you to go get laid."
Stephen muttered something between his clenched teeth.
"Would the city survive, do you think?"
"Gnnrghh"
"That's gnnrghh your holiness, to you."
"Sorry"

"You're telling me that a beautiful woman jumped into your arms and began moaning in your ear, you rescued her from the enemy and you didnt even get her name?"
"I didn't say she was beautiful."
"All women are beautiful" said Ishtvan, dismissing him. "It is the job of their lovers to make them feel that way if they do no already."
"I am not her lover!"
"And you won't be if you continue to be so craven-hearted."

I'm blushing giggling and kicking my feet!!