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ally douglas?
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I know this is all very boring.
There was drama enough in my turbulent past:
Tears and passion - I've used up a tankful.
No news is good news, and long may it last.
If nothing much happens, I'm thankful.
A happier cabbage you never did see, My vegetable spirits are soaring.
If you're after excitement, steer well clear of me.
I want to go on being boring.
— Dec 18, 2025 10:06AM
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There was drama enough in my turbulent past:
Tears and passion - I've used up a tankful.
No news is good news, and long may it last.
If nothing much happens, I'm thankful.
A happier cabbage you never did see, My vegetable spirits are soaring.
If you're after excitement, steer well clear of me.
I want to go on being boring.
ally douglas?
is on page 23 of 37
Tich died when she was twelve.
— Dec 18, 2025 09:51AM
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mary
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picture this:
i have an aversion to poetry, but an even greater hatred for doomscrolling. i take the greatest shower of my life, throw on my fluffy, emerald robe, and lay down in bed.
i could scroll, or i could read. this poetry book has been sitting next to my bed for weeks. i grab a pencil (a god damn wooden pencil) and begin annotating. i get six poems in before i am absolutely floored.
i like poetry.
— Dec 06, 2025 10:50AM
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i have an aversion to poetry, but an even greater hatred for doomscrolling. i take the greatest shower of my life, throw on my fluffy, emerald robe, and lay down in bed.
i could scroll, or i could read. this poetry book has been sitting next to my bed for weeks. i grab a pencil (a god damn wooden pencil) and begin annotating. i get six poems in before i am absolutely floored.
i like poetry.

















