Status Updates From The Accidental

I’m tired of them bickering Amber pls come back

So far it’s kind of a cliche… everyone falls in love with a random exotic stranger but the woman of the house is jealous and hates her… I’m at the third part tho so I wonder how this will wrap

Michael you’re literally a literature prof. Which is one of the most pompous bourgeois-intellectual jobs ever - unless if you’re in a public uni which I don’t know if they even exist in england

Whenever I see a middle aged white man complaining I kind of want to puke

It’s interesting how Amber says stuff ppl think she’s joking so they laugh but she actually doesn’t

Dude doesn’t realise he’s being groomed

While reading this I found how to be both in the bookshop and I had to get it

Eve is so me fr

intriguing characters…