Status Updates From Dragon Heist

OMG. So the main character, Birdie Binkowitz has been arrested as an intimidation tactic so she and her dragon partner, Jim, will stop whatever they are doing. The officer refuses to tell her his name so she says "fine. I'll call you Officer Binkowitz. Hello, cuz." and she proceeds to annoy the hell out of him during the whole ride. She is so unserious! I love Birdie.

This book is hysterical. The entire first chapter had me ins stitches. The narrator is perfection. I did not know I needed a dragon speaking in a folksy southern accent, but I do!

Roll Tide!