Status Updates From Young Gothic

what the fuck even IS this book.
i kid you not, this JUST happened:
Hal (the sexist incel) just asked Eve (the only girl) to show him her scars to prove she had major surgery. She, in turn, takes off her top and, alongside the scars, flashes him her tits.
Then, because they had just read from a creepy book, something weird HAD to happen.
So when he sees her chest, her nipples are eyes.
I CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

I think that I like the premise, but.
1. I’m 90% sure that this book will not pass the bechdel test
2. I fucking HATE Hal. sexist evil mf