Status Updates From The Ultimate Surrender

What i find odd is the amount of time it took them to get together. All the fire was on the poor man's side. The heroine was least bothered

Hero took one look at his young cousin's wife and fell in love. He was terribly jealous

I now know the meaning of "hack" writing. This is appalling. Now say that in Italian.

(Questo è agghiacciante!)

Yes, I'm reading a Harlequin/Mills & Boone rubbish romance novella because
A: it's short
B: it's in Italian and
C: I found it in my little free library where it will return

GR doesn't have the Italian version, so I'm using the Spanish which has the same page count.