Status Updates From Christmas Cliche

Also, now I want to try cream cheese in my scrambled eggs

God I love Millie!

And there's the hilariousness I expect from a Tara Sivec story. Sitting on my lunch break at work and couldn't stop laughing at one part of the story. And now I want to know who in her family said nutfucker as a kid, as well as who thought they were dragging a dead dog when they were stoned. Because I know those had to come from a personal experience knowing her.