Status Updates From Barbie: The Screenplay

Maybe it’s
Barbie AND... it’s Ken.

"I am... I am weird, dark and crazy."

KEN RYAN GOSLING
But here I don’t need any of those
things. Here I’m just a DUDE! AND
THAT IS ENOUGH!

missing my thrifted barbie dress :')

OMG WE NEED A KEN MOVIE

KEN RYAN GOSLING
This is no longer “Barbie’s
Dreamhouse,” this shall henceforth
be known as “Ken’s Mojo Dojo Casa
House.”

"Destroy Barbie."

"Barbie Margot and Ken Ryan Gosling’s mug shots."

𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖, 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 𝕎𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖.

𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥’𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟’ 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟’?

𝚈𝚘𝚞
𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 - 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘
𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝... 𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝙱𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚎.

"Do you ever think about dying?!"

"Because my job is actually
just, you know, Beach."

i read "BARBIE MARGOT" as "BARBIE MAGGOT" HELP

VENICE BOARDWALK: this is more real than Barbie Land but still heightened, like a 1980s comedy - slightly exaggerated. Like there is no way Ferris Bueller sang the Beatles at that German parade, but we allow it because it’s fun. Same here.

“The Barbies play a wicked game of Beach Volleyball while the Ken’s cheer (like reverse Top Gun, remember this).”

it’s like rewatching the movie but better