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“Drive.” I bark out the order as the blood roars in my head. “Drive away now, Connie. Because I’m losing my mind too. And if you don’t drive away now, I’m going to get out of this truck and beat Kieran to death in the Bloom Foods parking lot and get blood and brains all over my new pink hoodie. Drive, baby. Just drive.”


NOT THE PINK HOODIE!!! 😱😭😂😂😂

“Pull your hood back on and slump down in the seat, for heaven’s sake. You’re supposed to be a fugitive, so act like it instead of grinning like everything is perfect.”
“Everything is perfect, baby,” I say smoothly.


He's a fugitive... He's Casanova... 🤣🤣🤣

"So I sit my ass down in my pink hoodie, cross-legged and calm like the Buddha in a forest of cookie-cartons."

Pure comedy, this book 😂😂😂😂.

"I’m barefoot, and although my tattooed body is heavily muscled from pumping iron like a beast in here, I still have the controlled grace of a tiger, allowing me to land silent like a cat, move swift like a panther through the open back shutter of what appears to be a pink delivery truck with.."

I'm sorry, but I'm laughing out loud 😭😂😂🤭