Status Updates From His to Ruin (Northridge Eli...

Did the Dean’s secretary’s name just go from Janet to Martha to Janet again?

I’m going to finish this book if it kills me.

You’re all “how would I be owed to someone? I’m a person, not a possession.” And “with a creepy stalker wandering around,I feel unsafe going to class”, but then you’re so giddy about three guys stalking you and literally saying “I’m protective of what’s mine”…GIRL. THERAPY. NOW.

So let me get this straight. This guy is literally mean to you, blasts your diary entries on public bathroom walls, physically assaults you, and then breaks into your house and is like “sorry, let’s like watch a movie or something.” And you’re just like SURE?! Girl you deserve any bad thing that happens to you.

“The water ran off her head, but she didn’t care.” You’re in the SHOWER, is she supposed to be upset there’s water??

These people are SOOOO dramatic and self centered my GOD.

“Dear diary, mood: apathetic.” - Amelia, probably.

Oh no. You leave the mac and cheese out of this you monster.

My backside hole?! You say any number of cursed words in the book, but you can’t say that one, huh

Tell me you’ve never taken a bloodborne pathogens training without telling me.

“Once the mess was in my stomach instead of his” JAIL. IMMEDIATELY.

“When she slept, she was upstairs in her bedroom.” …YEAH? Sleeping in a bedroom? Groundbreaking.

“My Little Thorn” I hate this.

What in the Wattpad am I reading??