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I'm having such a blast reading this. I can't believe I put it off so long!

Loving how this is more of a slow burn

“Alright.  Calm down.”  Trevelyan held up his palms, prepared to smooth over the dispute.  Dragons were natural mediators.  “I’ll talk to Marion.  I can reason with her.”  He headed for the door, throwing it open.  “Ez is not wearing motherfucking white!”  He bellowed down the hall.

She waved everything aside, because she’d just had a brilliant idea and she needed to share it.  Having other people admire her brilliance was the best part of being so brilliant. 

“You think a lot of people are dead, who turn out not to be dead.”
“I’m eternally optimistic.  It’s my nature.”

“What had he ever done to deserve this kind of misery? …Besides everything he’d ever done.”

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Should I be starting this knowing that I’m not going to be able to pick it up for a good while because I have other books that I must start (and hopefully finish) this month which I haven’t even touched yet? No. Am I starting it anyway? Yep.