Status Updates From Методът на Глюкозната богиня

“A study found that when people added vinegar before their meals for three months, they reduced their visceral fat, waist, and hip measurements, and triglyceride levels.”
Soooo… you’re telling me I’ve been one splash of vinegar away from my final form this whole time? My personality is now 10% apple cider vinegar and 90% blind faith in bikini season.