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It's not only the writing what's terrible, you see. So are the characters, the plot... everything, actually. There isn't a single good (or even mediocre) thing in this stupid book.

Ughhh, is the writer even English? He can't be, no one can sound so awkward using their own mother tongue.

Gosh, Paul is an idiot. But then again, so is the writer. I've read about 20% and I already hate it with all my soul.

Look, a quote from the book: "And then she did a surprising thing. She kissed me lightly on my cheek (...). I felt very confused." Yes, it's this bad. Seven year old children write loads better than this.

I'm terribly bored, and the writing is choppy and so awful that I think I can feel my English knowledge slipping away just from reading it.