Status Updates From The Lion, the Witch and the...

wow, this is developing quite fast

Suddenly the professor has all kinds of Narnia advice he's pulled out of his ass apparently

It was nice that Lucy got a deus ex machina for Christmas

I was hoping the other lion would still have the mustache and glasses Edmund drew on him but it's not mentioned

Now that Aslan is alive again he is Manic

He really needs to decide how he defines 'people'

Lewis seems to share Tolkiens anti-industrialization ideals

The resurrection

He's used the term 'velveted paws' so many times and it makes me think of velveting chicken

Aslan dies for Edmonds sins

Cruels again- also how many of these are technically women related? Hags, incubuses, etc

he wasn't told to clean off his sword in the first place and he wasn't trained to use that sword

“No, Sons of Adam before animals,” whispered Mr. Beaver back again.
Weird hierarchies but def in line with Christian principles

the sexes certainly have their well described roles, esp Mrs Beaver

Father Christmas doesn't expect the girls to fight! “But battles are ugly when women fight."
We've gone from his characters being misogynists to the author being a misogynist