Status Updates From Stranger Things Have Happen...

Well, marking it completed, but a choose your own adventure book is never really completed, is it?

“Progress” is a relative concept in a choose-your-own-adventure book. Page 198 of 236 looks like 84% done, but in fact it’s the end of my chosen adventure #6. I might finish the story on page 64 next time. So when am I finished reading??

Sorry, Jean Paul, you’re in the wrong series too. You and Gavin go start your own series.

Oh boy, time to go to Ball and Chain. *braces self*

Tentacles! NOOOO!

Ah, sorry Gavin Spade. You’re in the wrong series. ;)

And suddenly pirates!

LOL. I got Adrien killed on the first try!

I'd almost forgotten what a complete asshole Jake was in the beginning​.

Aaaw, Jean Paul... love him.

I get it. No cell phone handling while driving. Thanks for the lesson. Sorry for having you end up in a wheelchair Adrien. Next time we wait until you're home before calling anyone...

Man, this story must have been a bitch to write. I'm getting dizzy just reading it ;-)

I'm not particularly happy with Jake here. In book one he does some questionable things that we relive here first hand. It took me four books to warm up to him. Now I once again wish Adrien would wear latex gloves when dealing with him...

'Did you really just engage in unprotected sex with Detective Riordan on his kitchen table?' - I'm asking myself the same question. Not exactly your brightest moment, Adrien...

Go home or get into real trouble? What choice is this? Of course I'm clicking TROUBLE like crazy ;-)

Oh. An alien invasion. I didn't see THAT coming. At all. LOL.

Detective Riordan in a bare chested leather outfit running after the skull masked killer. I'd have killed to see THAT in book one, lol.

I'm back to not knowing whether I should hate or love Jake. That guy needs more than one therapist...

Wow. I'm glad I didn't have to wait 13 years for THAT scene ;-) He really IS there..

OH MY GOD!!! YES, go do some amateur sleuthing at that infamous leather club!!! That book is just awesome!!!! Like a Star Trek holo deck, love it!!

I've seen Bruce die six times now. That guy just can't stay dead, lol.

Aaaw, that was a beautiful ending. It skipped like...4 full novels, but it's good to see Adrien and Jake happy without all the drama, LOL.

Jake sees a shrink? Because of me? How...flattering...

"You should have reported me, but I'm grateful that you didn't." - Yeah, Detective. I tried reporting you, but it got me killed, so I'll accept your apology and hope for some fooling around now.

Wait...Jake knew Robert?? In the biblical sense?! I gotta reread Fatal Shadows, me thinks...

Damn...'As the knife plunges into your chest the first time, you wonder what former detective Riordan is doing this evening...' - in prison, where *I* put him... oookay, rewind and next try!!

Dear God, some of these 'alternate universes' are intense. Sooo... let's phone the police and call in Det. Riordan's assault. We'll see if I survive THAT.

Damn, I guess it's a bad sign if I can't tell if I'm still on the original storyline or not. Man, that's how I pay attention. My memory is like Grandpa Simpson: I meet new people every day, LOL.