Status Updates From The Jinn-Bot of Shantiport

“Tanai eats a prawn.”

Riveting stuff.

““You want to get out of your floaty sex-copter and go for a walk?” Lina asks.””

Oh. Now I remember why I keep not picking this book back up.

Bador is really fucking annoying. Whiny and dumb are not two characteristics I can tolerate very well. Hopefully he will have some character growth soon?

I am an idiot. Lina is Aladdin. Much smarter though.

She is right?

Who is the bot who is telling the story then?

Ok 'dyke-bot' is hilarious because what they mean is 'dijk', in English that word is translated to 'dyke'. But I first learned the English word 'dyke' to mean a lesbian. So I had to read that passage twice because it did not make sense in the context of all that talk of water control. What did the lesbian robot do exactly?

It is a bit embarrassing just how long it took me though.

Oh man i have already forgotten what happened....