Status Updates From How to Get a Life in Ten Dates

haleigh, girl, do not piss me off. of course, brian, a guy you only went on 3 dates with doesn’t understand you like someone you’ve known since you were fucking 7 years old.

he doesn’t like any type of media? that’s really not a dealbreaker. you have friends! you don’t need to read books and watch movies with him. it would be nice but it shouldn’t be a requirement. you’re doing anything to pick that white man!

the prize is a book store gift card? she must win!

i was comparing this and the good ones are taken. one thing i really liked about garrett was that he was respectful of maggie and wasn’t doing anything to sabotage her dates. it seems like that’s exactly what jack is doing. i suppose that’s the difference between someone who’s 25 vs 38.

he looks lewis tan? this book is not gonna be able to convince me that she should be with jack. brian looks like lewis tan and he’s so fantastic.

haleigh and annie? are we going to make a parent trap joke?

reading this one because to me the plot sounded identical to the last one i just read (the good ones are taken) and i wanted to see. 🤷🏾‍♀️