Status Updates From Trailer Park Prince

WHERE IS THE FREAKING CHILD ABUSE CONTENT WARNING HE JUST WHIPPED HIS CHILDREN AND IS FORCING THEM TO DO THE SAME TO EACH OTHER WTF

I cant handle these names

Enjoying the world building. Love the different character perspectives so far. Giving us a character that is being introduced to the world at the same as us is a great way to provide world building without it feeling boring

this is a book one? betrayal!

“I can’t go back there, Noan. All my life I thought that’s what I wanted, to go back to Maerin and grow to be king there, but that’s not for me anymore. I want to finish what Dad started here, except I want to try things my way.”
“The violent way? Your Malcolm X to his Martin Luther King Jr.?”

Oh okay you are a deeply unserious person who bit off way more than you could chew.

Noan lay there, catching his breath. “Do you know what this means? It means we’re free.” i read that in hugh jackman's voice as jean valjean and i need y'all to know that

Never mind, i take it back, we're the in the woods between worlds from narnia

Oh the lake of spirits is just…a lake. In the woods. That you can walk to. It was an hour away by foot? That's all?

I’m pretty sure he has a thing for you.”
“What?” Sean sat up straight. “Noan isn’t like that. He kissed me once, but it was for selfish reasons.

Y'all are crazy people. None of you make a lick of sense

"PJ?" I asked, my eyebrows knitting together as I tried to decipher the unfamiliar term. "What does that mean?" Then it hit me. Prince Jormon. PJ. The nickname he never told me the first night we spent together. Simple and cute, and it used to be mine, all mine. As King Jormon, I’d lost both the name and the boy who gave it to me.

Great there's like 10 pages left and you're introducing stuff still

You’re the best man I’ve ever known.

Dirk I'm starting to doubt your mental faculties

"Love of my life" bitch you're 18

"If I do this for you, if I help you commit mass murder, I don’t think I could ever talk to you again.”

You mean like how you already said that after you helped him cover up a murder

It was a rare sight seeing Noan so vulnerable. you mean because he was constantly being tested?

Ok so i guess we are moving past the attempted fratricide then

My brother’s an ass, but he’s not stupid. sure jan

Noan... He was never truly tested. He never had to bear the weight of the crown. Maybe if he had, he’d understand the choices I have to make.

Your dad tried to kill him. Your entire people hated him his whole life. You tried to kill him after making him take the blame for the homicide you committed. Untested? Bitch