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“Edie had kept her mouth shut for that discussion, because both had made good points, but only one of them had made her come four times that morning.”

its actually painful at this point. like fuck, please stfu about dick and cum and all levels of sexual intercourse??

this book is genuinely fun but i’m lowkey tired of every chance taken to mention sex.

imagine being a napping couch in the middle of an empty pottery barn and you know your fate has radically shifted once the female lead and her love interest enter the store.

..the zombies are fr*nch too.