Status Updates From Beyond the Veil

ian is so pushy its pathetic and highkey rude like why would he ask ian why hes the way he is 😂 if someone asked me if i have trauma after sex id cry and throw them out

ik some people like bickering but i cannot stand them together

I'm rolling my eyes at every line.

This is a bizarre “chosen one” trope. Feels very rushed.

They haven’t brushed their teeth in days

There is nothing more pace killing than sitting in a room for 30 pages staring at a rock

This book needs an editor

In the point of my boyfriend material journey where I can tell you exactly what Oliver would do in this situation

That was so campy

Kind of over the “we’re clearly not a good fit” when yall barely know each other. It’s the same with the insta love. Like come on now.

I’m worried for this man. This is how you get scurvy

Imagine having this much audacity with someone you’ve just met smh. I could never

“Oh no! We couldn’t possibly take three minutes to explain! Time is of the essence!” 😒

I’m almost half way through this book and nothing has happened.