Status Updates From Honeybloods (Honeybloods #1)

honey literally being female lestat right now

man don't bring matthew into this

The plot begins with "hey, let's find the vampires who turned me and kill them so I go back to being human" and the moment they find them, they're like "nevermind, we leave you to it, we'll go on like nothing happened". I don't understand this plot.

So, I’m not sure I’m paying very much attention to this. May have to DNF

This narrator keeps saying “A-C-A-B” instead of “A-CAB” it’s killing me