Status Updates From Rise of the King, Vol. 1

“made everything brighter.You light up the room when you walk in.You have five trained killers downstairs fighting over who gets to stay with you. You notice the slightest things about people. What they need, what they like, what they need to hear. You share your light with everyone and never ask for anything in return.”
AND YOU SHIT RAINBOWS AND PEE GOLD AND YOU HAVE BEER FLAVOURED NIPPLES..FFS🤦🏼‍♀️

I should start quoting how many times author uses the wording “morning wood”.. cuz I yet to see the other definitions

I’m so irritated I can’t spell properly apparently

I forgot how that every third sentence tells us how fucking amazing and remarkable and unbelievable and unique and fantastic and etc Sephie is, as if she she rides unicorns, shits rainbows, pees good and has beer flavoured nipples FFS

Sephie and Adrik.. and Adrik has 5 body guards.. who are like brothers to him.. and they adore Sephie too.. aaah, opportunity lost 🫣😂

In every single book I read when a chic is moved, taken for protection etc the ONLY thing I’m taking about is TAKE YOUR FUCKING SKINCARE WITH YOU.. or make them get your skin care!!!!

I must say tho.. Smoking is an ICK

Yeah, I can’t do the nicknames in Russian, gives me an ick.. these kind of nicknames are for kids.. not for a grown ass adult.. ICK

He’s borderline creepy and she’s stupid.. match made in heaven

Severely creepy dude

Also I can’t see an actual brutal Russian dude like Viktor belly laughing from her jokes.. those dudes usually don’t even speak..

Ugh.. Ryzhiy.. OH HOW I WISHED TO COMMENT ON THIS BEFORE.. 1st of all she is a SHE so it is ryzhaYA.. Russian language has gender endings for words.. And NO.. it is not a redhead per se.. It is a GINGER as such..

Also I forgot how much I rolled my eyes when he called her sunshine cuz like dude.. you just met her.. creepy

Even tho he saved her, his behaviour is still logically creepy to be frank

1st thing that irritated me was him just literally taking to her for like a 3rd time and calling her solnishko.. aka cute version of a sun.. like sunshine.. Dude, you JUST met her, keep it in your pants!

I distinctly remember chapter 514 being the last which was available.. finally it’s on Goodreads and I will spend this time to reread this as an actual book and finally be able to rate this thing.. and i remember there being a lot of things i was not happy about