Status Updates From The Elven Days of Christmas...

DNF’d. I just didn’t find it interesting enough.

"I know you said you're not one of Santa's helpers. You're more like Legol-"
"Don't" he pointed the knife right at her. He might not like it,but his high cheekbones and smooth jaw invited the Tolkien comparison all on its own. But then he put the knife down and pushed up his sleeves. Piper's stomach knotted.
Well he did mention he was half elf, clearly there was a little Aragorn in him too...

"Oh, and this is a reindeer?"
The fehszar snorted and Kol transkated. "What the fuck are you talking about?"
"You know, livet at the North Pole, makes a list, checks it twice..?You'd rhink my elf hallucination would know Santa Claus"
Kol scoffed. "None of that is real, especially the idea that someone coukd live at the North Pole - it's full of frost dragons."

frost dragons made me snort giggle ✨️