Status Updates From Bared to You (Crossfire, #1)

ummm I'm quite bored. but I have to see this thru, I must read one book by og smut queen Sylvia Day

"Initially, it’s the physical attraction that draws Gideon to Eva, but by the time he lures her to his nightclub there’s something deeper involved. What is it about Eva that causes Gideon to pursue her so relentlessly?"

Evidently, her vagina.

“That’s what scares me, Gideon. You don’t know what you’re worth.”

“Actually, I do. Twelve bill—"

“Shut up.”

So he does have a personality outside of ~dark and dangerous~

"I thought it sounded terribly lonely. My poor Gideon. He’d been alone for so long. Maybe his whole life."

I don't think they've known each other for longer than 2.5 weeks and their conversations are all less than 100 words at a time before they're jumping into bed

“It was just sex with her, angel. As raw as you and I fuck, it’s still making love. Every time, from the very first time. You’re the only one who’s ever gotten to me that way.”

I heaved out a breath. “Okay. I’m marginally better.”

HAVE SOME DIGNITY. EITHER ONE OF YOU. PLEASE.

"But what the hell do they know about me?"

What does anyone, including Eva, know about Gideon besides that he tall and handsome and muscular and large? Would it kill this author to write one conversation between the two of them that doesn't get cut short in the name of smut?

Corrinne showing up might have been the most interesting part of this book, but alas it last less than 3 seconds

This is torture

“I saw Dr. Petersen on Friday. He’s going to take me on as a patient, and—if you agree—he’ll take us both on as a couple. I figured if you can trust him, I can try.”

THEYVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR TWO WEEKS AND THEY NEED COUPLES THERAPY??

“He had another nightmare. A really bad one. When I asked him about it he denied, he lied, then he acted like I was nuts.”

Can this girl stop telling her best friend about every minute of her life? Damn.