Status Updates From Reality Boy

Gerald been doing good, he hasn’t been doing anything. Lisi and him got walkie talkies for Christmas and they played with it. For the first time they’re father was smiling
Tasha and the mom are the fucking problem
And tasha wanna act like everyone hates her

BTW YOUR 12 YEAR OLD IS DAUGHTER IS HAVING SEX. WHY IS THE DAD AND THE NANNY THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT CARE
Tasha needs a GOOD ASS BEATING

This family is deadass a mess…
Gerald mom is so…idk even know how describe her. What tf do u mean u have more love for Tasha then Lisi and Gerald because u didn’t feel connected with Lisi when she born and Gerald was a fucked up child! AND

Gerald and Hannah be bickering like a lot. Ifs cute but wrap it up ASAP

He’s pissing me off because Gerald she didn’t mean it in a bad way. The girl fucking likes you and it’s like you’re trying to self sabotage. Which I get because I self sabotage too But I’m LEARNING NOT TO

Hannah and Gerald have their first argument. Hannah says he goes into his head to much and she just wants to talk to him. He feels offended and says she thinks he knows him but doesn’t. It’s a lot of yelling and going back and forth. But to be honest Gerald pissing me off

“Dating isn’t good for Gerald Faust because everyone knows his secrets. Everyone has psychoanalyzed him
And everyone knows what his problem is
And everyone knows he has baggage and everyone think they know how to help him but no one realized it’s all full of shit”-Gerald

Hannah parents are protective and she has a brother in Afghanistan

Gerald birthday is soon too, Lisi texted him saying what he wants for his Birthday and Joe jr texted him saying they’ll leaving to go to Florida

Hannah honestly been feining for Gerald she wants to hug him kiss him but Gerald is like no or wants to wait for a couple of months cuz trust issues

Gerlald and Hannah decide to make couple of rules
1) no saying Retarted
2) no musicals
3) no talking about reality tv or tv in general
4) no physical touch(Hannah doesn’t like that one)

Oh nah, Tasha is way to FASTTTT
Fuckin ur neighbor son at 12
Slapping your mom oh nah…

G: “uh Lisi what does Gay mean?”
Lisi looked over her book & sighed“youre not gay. Tasha’s just mean
This was funny

Gerald IS INSANE, he beats the shit out of Jacko the fake Jamaican. During a boxing fight he enjoys it so much because he feels like he’s Turing into a different person
This scene is lowkey scary for me especially knowing how Gerald is

“If I could bleed out rhr crapper into the ring, I’d do it. If I could bleed out everything that’s wrong with my life, I’d bleed until I was empty”-Gerald

Lisi shook her head “Tasha hates us”
“Tasha doesn’t hate you,;” Nanny said
“She tells us all the time, Lisi said. “She calls us names and hits us”
Yeah Tasha isn’t good kid at all but during this seen it genuinely seems like the Nanny had good intentions and she wants these kids for the best

Gerald just thinks about his childhood and how is mom immediately put him in SPED classes cuz she felt like he was mentally delayed. She could’ve sent him to different school or changed teachers. The mom is a mess

“No one should do anytning for you. You deserve nothing more than what you earn. Reality boy is still angry tho because reality boy knows he deserves all kinds of shit he never got

Joe jr also sends them a picture of hin with a clown. They got jealous because they wish they escaped

Gerald feels comfortable and sorta vents to her about why people call him the crapper and why he’s not popular.
All I got to say is Hannah is a real one because after everything he said she said “I know who you are. And I don’t care youre a nice guy”
AWWW

Hannah met Ashley from her old job as a waitress.

They share a lunch and she ask Gerald if they’re friends and Gerald like sure. Then she tells him about her notebook and ask if he has a problem with it cuz ex friends thought she was writing about them. Which she was but like private shit. Gerald accepts it and is like no judgment and she says she writes about him too

H: “shall we sit together at lunch and make all the freaks talk about us”

Gerald thinks about why? And fears people may make fun of her
H: “okay? She says “I’ll take that as a no”
G: “no no no, it’s a yes. Take it as a yes I just never sit with anyone at lunch before yk. I’m not very…popular”

H: “welcome to the club Gerald”

They are so cute I love them Hannah and Gerald. A new kid did try to bully Gerald but he ignored it but turns out Hannah and Gerald go to the same school they’re interactions I lovr

“Unlesss you want me to run away and never come back, it’s time to have a talk with mom and maybe Roger cuz Tasha is the problem”
GD: “who the hell is Roger”
G: “the anger management coach u pay everyone week”
Lord
So damn dysfunctional

His dad is thinking about leaving the mom and just full on taking him & Gerald out
“I don’t know kid, lisi is gone. Youre about to go. The only reasons I stayed. I mean don’t get me wrong I love Tasha, she’s my first born daugther but fucked up marriage. Like completely fucked it up”-Gerald dad