Status Updates From Fake Dating the Footballer ...

I literally devoured this book 🫣 The fact that he remembers 🥹🥹

“On our first fake date, I believe you asked for dinner atop the Eiffel Tower,” he says, his eyes lifting to the pinnacle of the massive steel monument.
“No way!” I follow his gaze to the top, my jaw dropping.
He returns his attention to me, his lips slowly pulling into a grin. “Yes, way.”

They are so funny 🫣😂

“Tonight, we have to pretend we’re together.”
He stares back in confusion. “Yeah, I know. It’s actually been a week.” A grin springs to his face. “I’m pretty sure you were there.”
“Focus,”

For a book set in England, this is littered with American terms 🙃🤦🏻‍♀️