Status Updates From Gentle Rogue (Malory-Anders...

“Women had simply become too obtainable” what a lovely sentiment, Mr. Malory. What a charmer…..

Read literally one more line and she’s apparently a “small twelve”. She is in her 20s and she’s smaller than a 12 year old?! That manhood of his better be suitably small or she’s going to die.

Am I really supposed to believe that this full grown woman can convincingly pass as a 12 year old boy? She was even saying she could pass for 9 a few chapters ago. Is she truly so petite and tiny? So itty bitty? Or are little boys just massive in this world?

I do not like this James Malory fellow

Just taped up my copy library style, ready to take her out on the town