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You wanna talk about haunting the fcking narrative? Ella Lewis. My heart hurts

Ok so Urkot lost his arm when a thornskull warrior named Okalan literally tore it off of him during the war. He then beat her with it and killed her with his spear
WILD

I'm gonna be so fcking insufferable when I get Lacey and Telok's book yall don't EVEN KNOW

OMG COME ON GAYS

please not the Ice Planet Barbarians reference

omg

I blinked and two baddies down HELLO

Soooooooo…what did we learn?
“Stopping to see some flowers can’t hurt, right?”
Ummm, has Ivy been slightly dumbed down in this book, or is it just me?

Ok my anger’s gone now. Welcome back Ahnset

The dialogue is a bit cringier in this book but not too bad

Pop culture references

GASPPPPPPPO
THE REDIRECTING OF HER FORM HANDS ON HER HIPS AND SNIFFING HER HAIR? KILL MEEEEE
I need Lacey and Telok’s book NEOOWWWWW

RIP Ella all my homies love Ella

“Oh but she thought what she was doing was right. How is that any different from me waking them up?”
BLAH BLAH BLAH STFU SHE GOT ELLA KILLED BC HER DUMBASS WOULDNT LISTEN
Please do not try to empathize with Ahnset rn let them be angry asf