Status Updates From Reality Boy

Finally Gerald Dad got him and Gerald the fuck out of there. They live in a entire different nieghbord and Lisi may stop by to visit now. He is no longer in special Ed but will always have love for his friends in that class and him and Hannah are offical

"I'll be just another human on a planet full of humans, but better equipped because I have demands. For my family. for the world. for myself
what acceptable behavior
what acceptable behavior"-Gerald Faust

Hannah and Gerald made they’re way to FL and we meet Joe’s family. They are a bit much very big and very loud
A bunch of stuff happened to before while they were driving but nothing really jaw dropping

GERALD AND HANNAH HAD SEX??? ON TOP OF SEX THEY DID SHOWERED SEX. OML?

"I demand a different Childhood
I demand a mother who cares
I demand a do-over"-Gerald

“The herald who didn’t have to do anything he didn’t want to do has taken a 10 year long nap.
The Gerald who has control over his life again.
Good morning
How did you sleep?

The concept of exploiting your family for likes and money is beyond insane to me especially how it’s affecting your kids. Gerald mom needs to get dropped

Gerald mom took Gerald in the room and was getting annoyed because “they needed the money” she wanted Gerald to apologize. The nanny was about to quit

The only way Gerald could think of ending the show so by doing something so crazy it cancels production. Lisi was supporting him because these people were doing to much.
Gerald punched the shit out of the nanny in the nose

“There is no way I can run away with Hannah now. She thinks I could hit her. As if I’m an animal or something. You were a dumbass to think she could ever like you first place”

Gerald is about to run away and he tells Hannah so she can ready but they are arguing cuz Hannah wants to run away but she feels like it’s so unplanned and she admits she kinda of scared of Gerald because he gets mad easily and what if he hurts her

Tasha tries to force this girl to kiss Gerald and turns out the girl is Jacko gf. He tries to fight Gerald but Gerald beats that nigga ass and dips. He was trying to leave but Tasha doing way to much.
ITS A LOT I NEED GERALD TO LEAVE. LIKE RUN FAR AWAY FROM HERE

Gerald and Lisi talk and it’s such a heart to heart moment. When they were kids Tasha use to try drown Lisi when they’re mom use to bathe them keep in mind. Sometiems she wouldn’t do anytning till later. Lisi calls Tasha a psychopath and Gerald is like she is and that he misses her it’s very cute.
They end it with I love you

THIS IS WAY TO MUCH-
1)Gerald parents are going on a vaction meaning Tasha is in charge. She decides to throw a party

2) his dad is like get out of there he’s calling the cops cuz Gerald sent a pic of party

3)Gerald called Lisi and they talk

FUCK YES! Finally Gerald and Hannah kiss and what makes it special is he’s the one who makes the first move. They’re slowly breaking the rules huh

My mother wanted me to be retarted because it was easier than her turning into a good mother

“I think I love you too, Hannah but I’m pretty sure even then, I want things to go slow

Anyway, Happy Bitthdsy, and know that I think youre my best friend and I hope that doesn’t freak you out because I need you in my life right now more than I ever needed anyone. Because I’m pretty sure I love you”

-Hannah

Hannah gives Gerald a card. I’ll put my favorite part of the sentence

Gerald been doing good, he hasn’t been doing anything. Lisi and him got walkie talkies for Christmas and they played with it. For the first time they’re father was smiling
Tasha and the mom are the fucking problem
And tasha wanna act like everyone hates her

BTW YOUR 12 YEAR OLD IS DAUGHTER IS HAVING SEX. WHY IS THE DAD AND THE NANNY THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT CARE
Tasha needs a GOOD ASS BEATING

This family is deadass a mess…
Gerald mom is so…idk even know how describe her. What tf do u mean u have more love for Tasha then Lisi and Gerald because u didn’t feel connected with Lisi when she born and Gerald was a fucked up child! AND

Gerald and Hannah be bickering like a lot. Ifs cute but wrap it up ASAP

He’s pissing me off because Gerald she didn’t mean it in a bad way. The girl fucking likes you and it’s like you’re trying to self sabotage. Which I get because I self sabotage too But I’m LEARNING NOT TO

Hannah and Gerald have their first argument. Hannah says he goes into his head to much and she just wants to talk to him. He feels offended and says she thinks he knows him but doesn’t. It’s a lot of yelling and going back and forth. But to be honest Gerald pissing me off

“Dating isn’t good for Gerald Faust because everyone knows his secrets. Everyone has psychoanalyzed him
And everyone knows what his problem is
And everyone knows he has baggage and everyone think they know how to help him but no one realized it’s all full of shit”-Gerald