Status Updates From This Cursed House

“I was jealous of how people treated you…I wanted people to stop and stare at me, to fall over themselves just because of how I looked.” Girl, that has not happened to the Duchons once in this book. What are you talking about?

That felt wildly anticlimactic, if that really broke the binding curse…

I am getting a little annoyed at being spoonfed information. “Someone had deliberately tore [the missing ledger page] out, probably to prevent anyone from finding out whatever information was there.” Like yeah, no duh, I didn’t need you to explain that to me.