Status Updates From Full Release

"Was this the camera they used to make the video?" WHAT VIDEO?? OH MY GOD.

Wouldn't Eddie's killer recognize Matt instantly, since his face was JUST blown up on the news?

Probably the last thing you want to hear from an ex you've just had sex with.
"I've been thinking you and I should have a three-way with Skye."
And there it was. He managed to screw the whole thing up before he was out the door.

This is shelved as an erotic thriller. Which it is. But maybe it should also be shelved as Humour? I love me some Marshall Thornton. He can always restore my love of reading. Him and Lanyon for the WIN every.single.time

My copy did not contain the whole story. Waiting for Amazon.
1/28 The rest of the chapters updated today.

My copy did not contain the whole story. Waiting for Amazon.

Oh, jeez. This man!

When you've paid a guy to pull on your willy (yes, I said willy) and then he calls for a date later on and then shows up with an over night bag you should be a bit worried. But when he refuses to leave and is asking for a key the next day, big ass flags of OMFG I HAVE A STALKER/CLINGER/CRAZY HOOKER problem should be waving around pretty dramatically. TELL THE STALKER/CLINGER/CRAZY HOOKER TO GET THE FUCK OUT! Jeez

I had to google an academic grading in the United States. Now I know that 3.92 is pretty good. Wow.

Very clever, Matt! Matt Latowski! :)

The rating of this book is for me a mystery! An average rating of 3 stars?!


Hope to finish it tonight!
I LUUUUUUUUVE IT!!!!!!!!!

I found an online knife store. I'd rather go and pick one up so that I had it today, but then I noticed they had a category called. California Legal. Apparently, I lived in a state that had really solid knife control-but still allowed you to own a machine gun. Logical.
Indeed!
I can't believe he is going to do it!!!

I worried that "open to suggestion" might be specific enough.
I changed it to "open-minded",but that seemed lame,too.
I finally went back one more time and changed it to "into most scenes".
I needed to leave myself room to say no.
I attached the two best pictures I'd taken and then I was done.

Hanson looked at me like I'd just claimed I could make a nuclear bomb out of laundry detergent, string, and a can of baked beans.

OMG! Everything went wrong that only could go wrong!!!
What for a bad luck!!!

He wore his hair in a way that suggested he'd just rolled out of bed after thrashing all night. In an earlier decade, your friends would have told you,"Man, your hair's a mess. Go fix it."
Now they say,"Whoa, dude, cool do."

That was the problem with most relationships, when they began you never knew what they'd cost you.

I WAAAAAAAAAANT to have a prostate toooooo!!!!

"Have you learned nothing from me? There are other things to do with a man besides marry him."
He sighed heavily.
"Sometimes I think deep down inside you're a lesbian."