Status Updates From Angústia

Here is an example "When I didn't know how to swim, my father took me there, hold my arm and threw me at to the deep." WTF

I can already tell this is a horrible translation. The sentences are grammatically incorrect and sometimes make no sense. Words that don't even come close to fitting in the context. It's stream of consciousness which works, but the translation is horrible. It is as if he is not even literate in English.

to achando esse homi muito chato nam

esse livro parece com aquele filme "São Paulo, Cidade Anônima"