Status Updates From Broody Devil

“Alright boys,” I clap my hands, glancing at the cameras, which are getting closer. “We can compare penis size inside.” “Mine’s bigger,” Tag blurts out, despite my warning. “Doubt it,” Rhett counters just as quickly.

Immediate thought: Men 🙄

"It’s like a biker and a lumberjack kissed tips and he popped out nine months later." Omg