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Okay I know this is supposed to be a fluff book. But if you're going to pretend that they are snowed in in the middle of the wilderness in February in Northern quebec, there ain't no way in sweet heckety heck that there is a creek that isn't Frozen and also has fish running in it.


#booksiloveyohateon

I'm stranded in the wilderness. And my greatest concern had nothing to do with survival. Who would've guessed?"

It's almost a shame that I grew up in Northern Canada because the inaccuracy is about the weather and how easy it is for them to snare animals (who are magically fresh but dead already???) keep pulling me out of the story

Yay for not expected story! Double Nea for a female narrator who's every second sentence inflection goes up at the end on the words.
.. might surprise me with his agilityeeeee
And the man. I just give the heck up. These are top tier narrators in the field and yet these guys cannot do any accents!

In the time it takes a butterfly to beat its wings a single beat, his blue eyes pierced every layer of armor I have until I feel him knocking on the door to my soul

All right we are starting out the last book of the series with some killer king cliches. Blarf