Status Updates From Me Talk Pretty One Day

“Fortunately, going to the movies seems to suddenly qualify as an intellectual accomplishment, on par with reading a book or devoting time to serious thought. It’s not that the movies have gotten as more strenuous, it’s just that a lot of people are as lazy as I am, and together we’ve agreed to lower the bar”

He’s literally me.

Why is it taking me so long to read this. I genuinely think it will have taken me longer than if it had been audiobook. Not sure I get him