Status Updates From Zodiac Hybrids (Monsters of...

Free on Audible - another low expectations book that was recommended for me (although I don't think Audible really knows me that well). 😅 They just like to offer me first-in-series books free, hoping I'll get hooked and pay for the rest!

The lore makes no senseeeee

I know this is supposed to be sexy but it just reads like he's giving her an enema 😭

Sorry this man is vibrating or?? This sex scene is very badly written

I don't understand the shapeshifter lore she's invented

Sorry I'm meant to believe this girl is fat and also meant to believe her clit is just easy access while she's standing up??

I know this girl is dumb but come of why are you surprised he's a vampire

So far Ceto is the only likeable character

Wrong your.

I still don't know why she keeps calling her club meetings a class

Making this guy physiologically incapable of rape is certainly one way around the inherent... noncon of the situation.

Idk if it's a good one, but it sure is one.

Again, I know it's bc this is a "why choose" story and we're meant to want her to get with both of these guys but it's weird that we're not using the word rape for an event that was definitionally rape

"Slept with a student" is a weird way to say "raped"

The protagonist's constant "how could he possibly be into someone like me" when she's an objectively attractive slightly chubby person is Pissing Me Off for real now

"Vampires can't grow facial hair" is the funniest possible lore drop

I do not understand the relationship between these two men