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The lore makes no senseeeee

I know this is supposed to be sexy but it just reads like he's giving her an enema 😭

Sorry this man is vibrating or?? This sex scene is very badly written

I don't understand the shapeshifter lore she's invented

Sorry I'm meant to believe this girl is fat and also meant to believe her clit is just easy access while she's standing up??

I know this girl is dumb but come of why are you surprised he's a vampire

So far Ceto is the only likeable character

Wrong your.

I still don't know why she keeps calling her club meetings a class

Making this guy physiologically incapable of rape is certainly one way around the inherent... noncon of the situation.

Idk if it's a good one, but it sure is one.

Again, I know it's bc this is a "why choose" story and we're meant to want her to get with both of these guys but it's weird that we're not using the word rape for an event that was definitionally rape

"Slept with a student" is a weird way to say "raped"

The protagonist's constant "how could he possibly be into someone like me" when she's an objectively attractive slightly chubby person is Pissing Me Off for real now

"Vampires can't grow facial hair" is the funniest possible lore drop

I do not understand the relationship between these two men

Trying to do a commentary on racism faced by mixed race people in the fucked up vampire incubus zodiac whatever the fuck smut book is a little insane I think

Straight people omegaverse continues to be Very Strange

There is way too much going on for what should've just been sex scene after sex scene

GO TO FUCKING THERAPY OR SHUT UP

The authors like weird obsession w portraying the protagonist as "not like other girls" and "a boring nerd" and "held back her virginity's effect on her confidence" is actually really misogynistic and gross

IS THIS STRAIGHT PEOPLE OMEGAVERSE???

And this guy is a vampire and a... Lion.

Like

Virginity is a social construct that doesn't actually mean anything in the scheme of physical attributes

I don't think breaking someone's hymen should be part of the fun actually

This particular kink squicks me out a lot and from a first person perspective it's

Worse

See I knew this was gonna be mostly smut and I knew it was gonna be like stuff that should only be done by pretend in a safe setting with a trusted partner bc when it happens for real it's not fun

But this is still like

Idk man you could've eased me in here instead of going insane then having the guy be like "what have I done" and immediately jumping back in with the other guy for more smut