Status Updates From George'un Harika İlacı

Schools back in session. Reading the classics before bed with the kiddos.

Argh!!! I HAVE read this! And in the 1980s, too! "Worms and slugs and beetley bugs", and evil Grandma's dog butthole mouth, and calling his mother stupid, and the crunchy beetles in celery stems! Urgh! All of it, hideously stored in some dusty, disused filing cabinet in the back of my long-term memory!
This'll be an uncomforable sprint down Memory Lane!
(He coats a pill in chocolate or something later, doesn't he?!)